What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
"This book was of great help when breeding with my blue rose!"
"Yea, he is kind of good in bed. I´d read the book"
"Mordin what is that picture for?"
" Do you have something about androids in that book you are making?"
I don’t regret this
I’m not sorry.
I have decided that this is now my definition of friendship. Your are my friend if you are willing to strike a pose of badassery with me… followed by jumping backwards off of a floating rock miles above the earths surface.
If you fit the above Criteria you are now my friend.
There’s some creepy woodwork in my house, sixpenceee
Oh man, I see bizarre looking faces in textiles, bathroom tiles etc. too.
So I redlined the photographies as well because I saw creepy shit in the first and second picture that OP saw differently, the third one speak for itself but holy shit the first picture creeps me the fuck out :U
Oh my god what you did to the first one!!!! That one wasn’t too creepy until you touched it and it’s beautiful!